Have you ever thought to yourself how good looking the BSC Pro Team is? Nor have we, and honestly it takes guts to break it, I’m sure you have seen better heads in a mens urinal.
Dave Winchester sticks it out loud and proud. With a more over-sized snotlocker than you’re average sniffer dog, one would like to think Dave would be playing the hide and seek game doing his best to keep this thing from the public’s’ eye. Much to our disappointment, here he is sniffing for bombs.
Lopsided Chris James gets himself caught up between pleasure and pain and works out a lopsided smile for the boys. All the same it probably beats his barrel face. Still definitely not a smile you would want to see on a late night out in the backstreets.
It’s common knowledge that growing up on the Gold Coast means keeping up with current trends. Although we sure as hell didn’t get the memo, Joe Clarke is under the impression that plastic surgery is in, Joe’s on the way to recovery after a brand-spanking face lift. Those eyebrows are pointing further North than Decembers strongest Summer winds.
Ewan Donnachie has two eyes, neither of which seem to point straight for him. He has a crooked smile that doesn’t seem to ever come higher than 100 degrees. He tops things off with a sloped forehead holding enough acreage for a noughts and crosses championship match.
Like many others Tom Rigby recently fell pray to the latest internet craze, The Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge. The Kylie Jenner lip challenge sees all participants suck a cup to their lips for further inflammation. Rumour has it Tom passed out from lack of oxygen and woke up hours later, like so.
Much like Dave, Lewy Finnegan holds a somewhat aspiring snotlocker, with nostrils wide enough to sniff McDonalds from 10 metres above Mandurah Wedge. With an eye diameter of these proportions Lewy can actually see through the back of his own head, so no funny business.
As per the norm we save the best to last. Matt Lackey, seriously, look at the guy..