Have you ever been attracted to a 2015 Pride Lewy Finnegan model? As have we. Recent scientific studies have shown Lewys boards may have reached peak sales in 2015 due to the imagery used. We looked further into the study and questioned Lewy himself to conclude that sex sells people. Lewy’s Pro Model boards are here to seduce you, grab your wallet, float your board if you get our drift. Here is what Lewy had to say about the imagery on his Pride Boards…
Lewy, your 2015 pro model boards have some pretty damn seductive imagery. Run us through how it went down? Were you clothed?
Lewy: haha! yeh i did my best to keep up with pierre’s model face but the result was a photo of a teenage potato head looking like he’s about to kill a puppy. Yes, i was clothed during the shoot, we get weird on pride trips but not that weird.
Do the images aid in sales? You sure tempted me to buy.
Lewy: They probably helped on Pierre’s boards but mine and Jared’s sails probably plummeted from people seeing our mugs on the packaging.
Do you think a female bodyboarder would prefer to keep her Lewy Finnegan model packaged when riding? The portrait placement seems practical
Lewy: hahaha, Yeh i’ve heard that’s whats been happening. Girls are crazy.
What can we expect to see on the 2016 models? Full bod shot?
Lewy: Nah no oiled up naked bodies will be seen, i think they’re pretty similar but our faces are filled with laughter, not hatred.
Enough of the hard stuff, go on plug your boards, why does someone want to ride a Lewy Finnegan model?
Lewy: The shape is good in all conditions, it’s available in good colours, it’s got a good portrait on the front that you can get framed and hang on your wall, and it’s made by the best board brand on the market.
Atta boy Lewy, sell those boards…